Blog Lacks Journalistic Integrity

No I'm not talking about my blog, after all, I'll I do is copy links from newspapers :). I'm refering to the gossip rag better known as the Ribs Report. Ribs has steadly lost subscribers since he faked Rib's death to gain extra readership. But now I believe he has gone to far, as I'm sure some of the people that he talks about are gathered around his computer with torches, ready to set the record straight :). One offended person was quoted as saying "the only good hamster is a dead hamster" :)