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Monday, June 05, 2006

RIBS SUES President JCK

Due to the emotional distress a newspaper article will be placed in the blog today...

BEAVER MEADOW - (AP) This weekend, in superior court Rib's of Rib the Kid Blog filed a 1.2 million dollar lawsuit against President JCK and his staff of the Accountant
Perspective, over the piracy of his staff and ideas. The plaintiff claimed that a free press does not mean that producers can co-produce multi blogs at once.

It was reported that President JCK was paying the said employee "JAN" up to $10 a story (much more than free food and a trip aroung the hamster wheel that he recieved in payment from Ribs).

In interview JCK said "that Rib's was the guilty one, and I am following the principle of the American dream promoting free enterprise instead of the economic enslavement principle that Mr Rib's follows"

JAN claimed that he was forced to come up with the story in order to obtain the high paying job from the acountant perspective. He claimed developing a plan to triple the daily subscribers was a job requirment.

Sources with the associated press determined that President JCK has yet to terminate the services of JAN. No doubt the cheap accountant wants to get his moneys worth as he paid two weeks in advance for JAN's services.

Sources close to both sides, have determined that a compromise will be worked out shortly to avoid a full fledged court battle.

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