R-i-b-e-i-r-o Arrested

Yesterday in Superior Court of Ohio, radical Ribs was arrested for slander and is subjected to several law suits regarding his inhuman treatment of rare talented hamsters. Superior Court Judge handed down the writ for the ring leaders arrest. Mr. Jan's warrant may not be far behind after the six partner whose sudden departure from the staff to go to Colarado revealed several hardships that he faced while being on the staff. He reportly stated "that under Rib's care he was the last line of defence and was blamed for everything." His name is not mentioned as he has entered into the FBIs witness protection program. Ribs was reported as saying he was "innocent" after being lead away in hand cuffs yelling over the police officiers shoulders that he did not work for Enron or WorldCom and their must be some mistake. :)